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[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

I wish I made 57k a year.

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Now you can too! With our patented PhD system you will,

  1. Kill your social life!
  2. Kill your self-esteem, values, positivity and much much more.
  3. Spend the rest of your life fighting for tenure in an ever saturated field of your choice!
  4. Develop a growing sense of envy and dissatisfaction as you watch your friends in the corporate world quickly surpass you in income!

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[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Oh and then!? Postdocs! Check acollierastro on youtube, she has a great video on postdoc exodus.

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

For only 250k of college tuition?

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