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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 394 points 5 days ago (3 children)

what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 103 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I see that you know your judo well.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 99 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The way he delivered that line was Oscar worthy.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Truly, every line in the clip is delivered with the bravado and conviction of an experienced thespian.

"Gentlemen, this is democrrracy manifest!"

This is the bloke that got me on the penis befoaaa.

"Ooh, that's a nice headlock sir! Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your judo well."

"And you sir! Are you waiting to recieve my limp penis?"

This interview was three years ago. I sincerely hope he is in good health and has many more succulent meals in his future.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunately he's passed away.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But his memory will always live on in our penises.

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, apparently he admired Hitler and nazism (according to Wikipedia)

Fuuuuck. That's disappointing, but I'm glad you told me.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago

Link for anyone like me who's one of today's lucky 10,000

[–] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I had never heard of Democracy Manifest before coming to lemmy. I am loving this subculture in strad of reddit's