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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Unpopular opinion ai slop can be good

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

what was this part of? did they reeact the whole thing?

[–] anachrohack@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 394 points 5 days ago (3 children)

what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 103 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I see that you know your judo well.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 99 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The way he delivered that line was Oscar worthy.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Truly, every line in the clip is delivered with the bravado and conviction of an experienced thespian.

"Gentlemen, this is democrrracy manifest!"

This is the bloke that got me on the penis befoaaa.

"Ooh, that's a nice headlock sir! Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your judo well."

"And you sir! Are you waiting to recieve my limp penis?"

This interview was three years ago. I sincerely hope he is in good health and has many more succulent meals in his future.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunately he's passed away.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

But his memory will always live on in our penises.

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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago

Link for anyone like me who's one of today's lucky 10,000

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[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

We used to go to the buffet after practice. My teammates and I would be so hungry we could do three or four plates. We'd usually get there around 4, and while we were there they'd transition from lunch to dinner, which had different food and was more expensive, but we'd paid for lunch.

It was technically allowed, but because we were doing it consistently, and just eating so much, the manager came up to our table to have a talk with us about it. Didn't tell us to stop, but just tried to shame us. He said "I know what you're doing". We weren't doing it on purpose, we just came in hungry when practice ended.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Damn that's a shame. My team would also do this like once a month and the buffet we went to absolutely loved us. They would keep the party room open for us and prepare extra food the night before. Hell the owners came to some of the bigger meets too when they could.

Then someone drove a semi truck through the front of the building (nobody was hurt, it was overnight) and they never reopened :(

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago

I kinda get it, there was a pretty big difference between the lunch and dinner menu. The lunch was typical Chinese buffet, dinner had shrimp and crab legs and such. We just told him we'll stay away from the crab legs if we paid for lunch.

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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 92 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This. Is. Democracy. Manifest!

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ahh yes, I see you know your Judo well... Good one.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

GET your HAND off my PENISSSSS!

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[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 190 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 5 days ago

Ah shit I fumbled the quote

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 145 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Maintain eye contact, eat the card. Let them know you want to make a scene.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS

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[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 118 points 5 days ago (2 children)

And what happened after you were asked to leave?

We pretty much went straight home.

Mrs Simpson, let me remind you, you are under oath.

We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat fish buffet.

And when you couldn’t find one…?

We went fishing.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 30 points 4 days ago

Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lionel Hutz was a great character. RIP Phil Hartman.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago

RIP Phil

Fuck Andy Dick

[–] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 81 points 4 days ago
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 124 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 89 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

"Sir, that is all you can eat for $15.99"

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 47 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You been here FOUR HOUR! You go home now!

[–] killea@lemmy.world 65 points 5 days ago

I just wanna be called "sir" without it being followed by "you're making a scene."

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 55 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 46 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A number of places have a time limit. It's all you can eat in 3 hours. There can be rules that you have to eat what you take, and when you take entire plates but barely touch them, the restaurant gets a bit annoyed.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've been in a few as well After 30 minutes I'm usually full out staying a 3 hour time limit and still eating......

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's a buffet place my spouse's friends were all gaga over. It was a bit of a drive so it took me a few years to actually agree to go. It was like $25 or $30 a person (but free if it's your birthday!) 15 years ago, so it's not like it was cheap. The first thing that struck me is how absolutely cavernous the place was. Like a Walmart filled with tables and food islands. Signs saying where to find certain types of food. That kind of thing.

I might have eaten $10 worth of food. And I have been known to pig out from time to time. But between the mediocre at best food and the "atmosphere"... yeah I had no plans on sticking around to try and get my money's worth.

[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (3 children)

In the UK we have “JRC Global Buffet” which is almost exactly what you describe. It’s…not great. I went because, like you, some friends were particularly enamoured with the place for some reason.

I wasn’t a fan.

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[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This note has a very "or else" vibe.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 days ago

My mother was 100 lbs soaking wet, but MAN could she eat. There was a steamed shrimp buffet on the other side of the city.

Family rules: We were there for shrimp, if you a little salad that's ok, but stay away from the bread and the desserts, you can get those anywhere. You'd best eat at least three plates full

We'd eat and eat and eat and eat, then take a little break, then eat some more. Mom was skinny; dad was normal-sized, and I was a little chubby. OMG did we put away some shrimp.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I aspire to be like Dilbert's father and just live in a an all-you-can-eat buffet because if I never leave, I can eat forever.

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[–] Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Easy, just put a wig on and keep eating.

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Take the card with you make copies and dump them around the entrance to the restaurant. Do this for a while. Don't get caught. Its littering ya know.

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