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[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

"B-b-b-boss! You gotta see this! It's real bad!"

"What's all this ruckus?"

"The president flinched! The Chinese got a win and now people are going to see the superiority of China's socialist government! Look at these comments, "Lol. Lmao." Sir, these people are laughing at the very concept of liberal democracy! There's no possible way to spin this as a China Bad story!"

"Oh, 's that all? Just say whatever they were trying to do was bad so it was good that our guy flinched."

"But sir, Trump was the one that started the trade war! If it's bad, won't we look like the aggressors?"

"Look, you don't gotta suck 'em off or anything. Just give 'em the ol', 'both sides bad but their side worse.' 'Neither Washington nor Beijing, but Washington.' They'll eat it up. Forget about who started what, the readers want to hear why China's bad, if we don't mention it they won't think about it."

"Brilliant, sir! That's an incredible way to turn it around! I'll get right on it!"

"Whatever. Fuckin' rookies."