Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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A tiny cyberpunk-style implant at the tip of the penis that would act as laser sighting for drunken midnight pee breaks (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by SPRUNT@lemmy.world to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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I want to keep my night vision as well as a clean bathroom.

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[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“Are you just gonna stand around with your dick in your hand or are we gonna figure this out?”

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

You had every chance to misspell figure.