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[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'd like to see him try to bend over to pick something up.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I have no doubt he's privately had to use one of these for at least the last 20 years:

[–] errer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

NGL I use one of these all the time, they’re great

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i doubt he has the strength and grip to use that.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

He has to use the kids version since his hands are so little.

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

He'd just make one of his sycophants do it for him, then take credit about how he's the "greatest egg hunter the world has seen, maybe ever!".

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

first of all it wont happen, he would steal the basket with eggs and leave with it.