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Trump Displays Overflowing Basket After Demolishing “Low IQ Kids" in Easter Egg Hunt on White House Lawn (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 2 days ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I have no doubt he's privately had to use one of these for at least the last 20 years:

[–] errer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

NGL I use one of these all the time, they’re great

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i doubt he has the strength and grip to use that.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

He has to use the kids version since his hands are so little.