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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Watching that United Health Care CEO Brian whoever getting shot like a professional hit was so delicious. The unidentified shooter walking up and immediately taking him down without pause for all the evil shit he wrought upon people for insurance they pay for was wondrous.

[–] ouRKaoS 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Luigi is innocent and being railroaded...

Should say the unknown shooter.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

The Adjuster remains at large.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

My bad. Corrected.

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It wasn't Luigi. He was banging my wife at the time.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can confirm. I was there standing in the corner watching. But in a strictly nonsexual way.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was watching the webcam stream.

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was sitting in the closet dressed as Superman.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Jerry's daddy lmao

"I don't want your genes in my gene pool Jerry, but we all make little concessions"

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that shit should be on a loop in time square until the problem is fixed