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I gotta go with nunchuks. Anything you sling around on a chain seems silly to me. It seems like nunchuks are only good weapons against the unarmed. Anyone else has more range, usually something sharp in play and there isn't a limp chain in the middle reducing the force of your strikes.

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[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

Gonna defend the nunchuks, they're basically just a flail, you can hit with a lot of force without feeling recoil through your hand because of the chain, and nunchuks have roughly the length of a shortstaff at full range, but foldable because it's segmented.

If you actually wanted to fuck somebody up with nunckuks, there's no need for the elaborate moves they do in exhibition nunchuk competitions, you would just swing that shit at full extension towards somebody's head or legs. And, as somebody who has dicked around with practice nunchuks for fun, it's not hard to avoid hitting yourself if you keep it simple, follow Dusty Rhodes' rule "do not do shit you do not know how to do."

I'll recommend checking out a youtube called "Jesse Enkamp" who's a karate guy and explains the history of it in one of his videos, if anyone is interested. (this is not an endorsement of their other content, which I have not viewed or vetted)

EDIT: to answer the question, those self-defense spike things. Like yes you could hurt a person with them, but practically a crenelated flashlight does the same shit, but is also a flashlight, making it more practical and less embarrassing to carry with you.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yah nunchucks are basically double-sided flails. They can wrap around your opponent's blocks, too. You lift your sword up to block a downward strike from a nunchuck, you're still getting hit in the face.

The self-defense spikes always look like shitty stilettos to me. I wouldn't want to get hit in the face by one, but I'd probably laugh my ass off if someone threatened me with one. Some sufferagette time traveler pulls a foot-long stiletto out of her hair? Yah I'm about to get stabbed so I wouldn't fuck with that.

[–] SeekTheDeletion@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

if you have a sword why are you parrying blows with a dude with nunchucks lol. Just slice the guy directly. So what if you get whacked for it, you win that trade

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

idk I'm not a ninja who gets into ninja battles

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I am and I'm afraid that is correct

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