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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Look at any other mammals our size.

Specifically other primates and great apes.

They lounge in heards and eat plants.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Some of them fart 100s litres every single day. Fucking legends.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Once saw a gorilla shit a log as big as my head and then fling it ~30ft into a window that a family was viewing it from

Absolute legends

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 17 hours ago

What a hero! Bless!