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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You know the weird shit about this headline? If it hadn't been from The Onion, this could have been a real statement from RFK Jr.

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Years ago, I would have immediately recognised this as an Onion article. Today, I have to admit that I didn't recognise it before clicking on the link and seeing the page.

[–] SausageWallet@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As I was scrolling the post up and read the headline, I was completely ready to believe it actually happened until I scrolled enough to see the link to the onion.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Indeed. It would be 100% fitting to this guys other ... blurbs.