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Is AI-Powered Intimacy The Future Of Human Relationships? (www.msn.com)

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[–] DonaldJMusk -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No. And it's still weird. Tho I do love robotics. This whole robot gf thing is strange tho.

I have a robot lawn mower that I love. I have a robot vacuum cleaner that I love. But I'm not in love with them.

Wait, ok, I may be a little bit in love with the robot lawn mower. Cuz that thing is freakin' awsome! My lawn looks amazing.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please don't stick your dick in your lawnmower, Donald. It is ill-advised.

[–] DonaldJMusk 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But isn't that where the fun is? I kid, I kid.

Actually what I do is I oil myself up. Then oil the mower, make it all slick and shiny.

Then I take pics of robot lawnmower and my feet, with perfect ring-lighting. Full glam. Stars. Glitter. Post to Onlyfans. Profit.

Then invest my profit into crypto every time market takes a dive. Cash out when market comes back up. Profit more.

Allows me to shitpost on Lemmy all day because I don't have to work a real job. Good times.