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Please don't stick your dick in your lawnmower, Donald. It is ill-advised.
But isn't that where the fun is? I kid, I kid.
Actually what I do is I oil myself up. Then oil the mower, make it all slick and shiny.
Then I take pics of robot lawnmower and my feet, with perfect ring-lighting. Full glam. Stars. Glitter. Post to Onlyfans. Profit.
Then invest my profit into crypto every time market takes a dive. Cash out when market comes back up. Profit more.
Allows me to shitpost on Lemmy all day because I don't have to work a real job. Good times.