Shitty Food Porn

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submitted 3 days ago by mysticpickle@lemmy.ca to c/shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca

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I think she's a keeper

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[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lemme try:

"She caught me peeing in the sink. Again."

How'd i do?

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good start, but it's missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.

Something like "That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again."

Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Ok, how about:

"She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit."