this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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"the children were initially cheering"
yeah bud, sure they were.
I can see it. Those things look like giant toys and are still rare enough to catch the eye. If the kids were even moderately hyped, "My dad has a CYBERTRUCK! Wait till you see!", I can see plenty of yelling.
I have a 9 and 11-yo. They'll dance and scream if they see a fish or snake or funky bug, well, anything.
And then everyone clapped
back at the stupid idiot and his stupid "truck"
Fuck, frunk is the dumbest word I've ever heard and the fact that it can't be manually opened is just ridiculous.
Admittedly I probably would have thought it was cool looking when I was a kid. Luckily the only children who can afford them are manchildren.
I thought it was pretty cool looking, until I saw one up close. I cannot overstate how drastically my opinion shifted. As I've said here before, we could only cram 15 bags of mulch into the "bed" and the man had to make a third trip to get all his stuff. Oh, and he couldn't close the top.
For context, I can cram 15 bags in my Mitsubishi Spyder (convertible Eclipse) and put the top back down. We fit 40 bags in a regular truck, easily. Hell, I've hauled pallets of mulch home, pallet and all. Had a dude pull up in a passenger car with a monstrous trunk, about the same size as a cyber bed.
Now when I see one in the parking lot I get a viscereal reaction, wanting to kick the shit out of it. Don't want to be responsible to totaling the thing with my combat boots.
Would you have, though? Did you think the Nissan Cube was cool? The Cybercuck is just so boxy, and the stainless steel is so ugly and boring...
I can see that. Although, the awesome trucks in our kid imagination looked like the cybertruck on paper. All that is missing is the pube-lines to indicate lights.
They were cheering, they were.
And one of those children? Albert Einstein.
Like what, these kids had never seen one of these dumbass trucks? Just such a weird thing to lie about.
People really imagine this is what owning one would be like