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honestly, as a nothing happens bro, I think he's gonna live to 85

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 30 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

He'll live to be 120 with his all Big Mac diet.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 30 points 14 hours ago

There's a tipping point where preservatives stop being bad for you and make you stronger

He passed it long ago

[–] stinky7@hexbear.net 21 points 14 hours ago

every burger he eats adds one second to his lifespan