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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

What does it excrete? I’m curious.

Edit: The bacterium will eventually convert the plastic into carbon dioxide and water. That’s both expected and somewhat disappointing.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/03/10/469972237/this-plastic-eating-bacterium-might-help-deal-with-waste-one-day

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Metabolism is just fire but slower IIRC

[–] The2b@lemmy.vg 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Metabolism can definitely create useful products. Alcohol is formed from yeast metabolising sugars, for example. Same with miso paste. Hell, we can make milk without cows now via precise fermantation.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Now that is interesting. From what and how?

[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Water and evaporated milk

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Not sure on what the inputs are, but basically bioreactors that have bacteria that are doing the same processes you'd get milk from otherwise. I've done ice cream and protein powder made from companies that used perfect day foods' reactor milk. Actually was a big fan of the vegan whey protein powder, but that company died at some point

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

True, but it also depends on the enzymes capabilities to break things down into their smallest components.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If I ever become a rapper I'll be known as slow fire

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 week ago

I'll be known as Metabolism.

That would be a great name for a jazz band, I think

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

He's not a rapper.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'd prefer they excreted gasoline and matches?

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

At least then we could have some fun with it before it ended up as CO2

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

It would be a sure way to have this technology properly funded and true recycling being done: all sharks would jump at having the opportunity to make fuel at the price of pennies.

But do we need more cars running on it as it is?

[–] teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what the plastic is made of. so any molecule that contains C, H (and atoms like O and S F or N depending on the type of plastic) can be synthesized by plastic eating bacteria. so we can also make oil and fuel from it

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The article states it’s ingesting Polyethylene Terephthalate (PET), (C10H8O4)n