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[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh man, this one took me a while to get! Really good joke!

[–] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 92 points 2 months ago (5 children)

"Is it for a clock" sounds like he's asking "is it four o'clock"

[–] sxan@midwest.social 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wow, this one if heavily dependent on regional dialects. What is the source, southern?

"For a clock" would be pronounced either "for aye clock" or "for uh clock", where I've lived, which has mostly be above the Mason-Dixon line. "Four o'clock" would be pronounced "for oh clock". I would never have gotten this because everywhere I've lived these would be pronounced differently.

I'm really curious where they're pronounced the same. I believe it, I must can't imagine the accent. Must be southern.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"four uh clock" is pretty standard for both 4:00 and for-a-clock where I am in the North-Western US.

Reduction to shwa!

[–] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

One hundred percent southern

[–] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

OMG of course! Thanks :-)

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The joke gets depreciated by the myriad of clocks on the wall behind the clerk.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could be one of those people that never learned to read clocks. Worked with a girl fresh out of high school and had to teach her so she would stop asking me what time it was constantly.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What does he need the battery for then?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he has a digital wall clock at home. Though it would be weird he came to a clock shop when those digital clocks usually just need AA batteries he could've found at other common stores.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

Oh ok, yes could be he could only read digital clocks I guess. But a great story to be overly obsessive about details about, never the less :)

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I'm glad it wasn't just me.