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[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My balls are wrinkly, and they've barely seen any sun at all.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

is "direct sunlight" a code word for families at Shoneys?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

Edit: grammar

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then you'll love ~~the source of my plagiarism~~ my muse

I would never have gotten that reference. It's delightfully absurd and obscene, though.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.

Please don't bring reason and understanding into this, I'm trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.