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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card (theonion.com)

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[–] tal 27 points 6 days ago (6 children)

a $100 certificate they could use to purchase a new Bluetooth speaker or couple Keurig coffee makers,” said Pew pollster Dana Felder, who

I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers, unless those guys are going ridiculously hard on the razor-and-blades model.

checks Amazon

Yeah. The least-expensive Keurig coffee maker on Amazon is $60:

https://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Mini-Single-Serve-Coffee/dp/B07GV2S1GS

It looks like they go up to $126.

Maybe a couple of Mr. Coffee coffeemakers.

[–] parad0x22@midwest.social 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This article was first posted in 2021 and has not been edited since. Inflation has been considerable in that time.

[–] tal 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh, good catch.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Remember when things were....affordable?

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 3 points 5 days ago

Not Keurig coffee makers.

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