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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card (theonion.com)
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[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

the avg American wouldn't give a fuck, at all. they would shout "gimme that!" not even knowing what they were trading away, thinking it's "just some political bullshit".