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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card (theonion.com)
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[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 3 points 3 days ago

I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers

It's not, these are the promises, like cheap eggs, affordable groceries and $1.98/gallon gasoline.