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[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It just turns you into the same bottle. The juice is what transforms you; the bottle is just a convenient inbuilt warning.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Makes sense. I feel there should be law mandating the juice be sold in the original bottle so that consumers can be well informed what they are transforming into.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

what if you pour it into the ocean? eventually it will become the drinking water for everyone. what if people turn only a little bit into a bottle because of the small dosis? how do you turn into a bottle just a little bit?

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It says "even a sip", so I suppose it's a question of what is the minimal amount of juice that counts as a sip. If it's diluted enough it might only half transform you into a bottle of juice.

how would that look..?

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago

They'd get a hell of a lot less than a sip. I assume that nothing happens until you have a complete sip, since it seems to be instantaneous (the bottle in the foreground has cartoon "pop" lines).

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 22 hours ago

I'm a little bit of a bottle, short and stout,

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