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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

What other parts aren't meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Eyeballs are self-cleaning as well.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 1 points 2 hours ago

Is it bad if someone where to say, hate toilet paper, and wash themselves inside-out almost daily?

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you're only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 1 points 2 hours ago

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I'll choose not.