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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania (theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago by FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Why do people give this woman such a hard time for being sex positive? She's cute, she's funny, and she can sing, and yet all I read about is how she happens to love to fuck. gasp *clutches pearls*

PS: I'm not a fan of her music. I just despise how women get ostracized for something many men are praised for.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure this is making fun of conservatives freaking out about her, not of her directly.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was referring to the BS commentary surrounding her, not the article specifically.

[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Behaves weirdly with minors.