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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania (theonion.com)
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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Why are they teasing her? I don't know who that is. Get off my lawn.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I didn't see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man's_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Smell The Glove

[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's wrong with bein' sexy?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.

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