badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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He had a girlfriend who was blind which is kind of sad no woman would love him since he's a terrible rock creature.
I kind of meant how he gets his rock suit off but lets continue this train of thought
Ain't no suit buddy that's his flesh and blood
And that made more ironic by the fact that Alisha is a sculptor
And her dad is the Puppet Master
The fiend with magic radioactive clay who can control you with dolls he makes of said clay
Shit i forgot about that. I think there was a time where the human torch married alicia and it turned out that was a skrull not the real Alicia
I love comic books for this very reason
Then apparently later laid an egg and thought ot was Johnny's. Intergalactic Steve wilko show