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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 61 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

You are essentially a blob of fat, salt, and nerve endings piloting a bone mech with meat armour.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 54 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah it sounds cool but I use the mech to update spreadsheets

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My body is a machine for turning the flashes of tiny little lights precisely arranged on a slab of glass into little taps of my thumbs on precise positions on that glass slab.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 8 points 4 weeks ago
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

"Nobody belongs anywhere, everyone and thing you know and love WILL die. Let's watch TV."

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 1 points 4 weeks ago
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 13 points 4 weeks ago

The meat is not just armor though - a skeleton alone has no capability to move itself, the meat provides the translation between thought and action, while the skeleton is merely a framework upon which the meat rests.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"You are a little soul carrying about a corpse."

Apparently something Epictetus used to say, according to Aurelius.

[–] DominatorX1@thelemmy.club 1 points 4 weeks ago

You are a spirit having a physical experience.

Leary or something.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Yes, but all of these are bound by fundamental physical laws. Cause and effect. You are a deterministic machine.

You are a meat mech that operates on congruent biological principles. Therefore, everything you do is de facto "logical".

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

My pseudo random number generator is shit.

47

Super predictable.

I will need to raise a security ticket.

[–] sys_team_chapel@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

47

I will need to raise a security ticket

moved to completed without QA

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Reality is not concerned with "logic"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I've yet to see evidence to this effect

[–] witchybitchy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to be believable

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

The difference between "believable" and "logical" is as wide as a cardboard box with a cat in it.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago

Have you seen a platypus?

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 4 weeks ago

But its so complex, it managed to reach the biggest thing on the night sky and to disappear all other points