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Missionary slander is telling on yourself that you're bad at sex
Kiss other person, stare at them lovingly, play with their clit/dick, suck their neck, hit them, choke them
several of those things you can even do when there's a bedsheet with a hole in it between you
You can even celebrate CHRISTMAS through the hole!
We're dangerously close to the "Jack Skellington finds a glory hole" bit from cumtown
I feel like this is necessary context [CW: Meat, dude trying to fuck a computer]:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pehj6P0AhI
Oh that was great. The shellfish line killed me.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: