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submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] tal 3 points 2 weeks ago

turpaters

The species B. napus originated as a hybrid between the cabbage (B. oleracea) and the turnip (B. rapa).

Maybe "cabnips" or "turbages".