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Self-described “grill master” skills limited to hot dogs and frozen burgers (www.thebeaverton.com)
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After spending over $6,000 on a propane grill and accessories, Robert Arsenault has to date grilled only hot dogs and hamburgers. Arsenault, 39, recently renovated the patio of his family home to include space for what he calls, “The Fortress of Grillitude.” [...]

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

ground meat, salt, pepper, heat the most complex of recipes