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I can 100% guarantee that Elon would try to make his own suicide device and it would fail to kill him, he would claim he did it on purpose as a big brain way of getting out of the suicide pact when in reality his schematics were off
He's the world's greatest engineer, don't you know?
Ok, hear me out
One of those dildo machines
Replace dildo with katana
Replace butthole or other bodily orifices with Elon's belly