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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 30 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

[–] demonquark@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

but the rich are made out of plastic, no?

[–] ArcticLynx@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

plastic is unhealthy to eat

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

The meat might be tender, but if they're US billionaires they'll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol

[–] Gamey@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!

[–] huge_clock@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Eat the rich -> you be one the next richest -> get eaten

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

And it grows saplings instantly

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're sending really mixed signals.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

[–] Gamey@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.