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[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol. One more, technically true.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got more balls than there are stars in the solar system. Big balls too.

[–] genoxidedev1@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Would you rather: have one ball, a big ball, but no more games or two small balls, unlimited balls, but no more balls?

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure I’m done with my balls. At this point they just get in the way.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could get them removed and they'd never stick to your leg again. But maybe consult a doctor first, it's possible they're keeping you from getting osteoporosis or something. I kept my ovaries when I yeeted my uterus for that reason. (You should probably have a doctor do the procedure too, if you decide to go balls-free, even though it's more expensive than having a cowboy do it.)

[–] BrokenToY@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those elastic bands are pretty cheap. I think the investment is in the applicator.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Ponytail holders!

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Imagine that there are four balls at the edge of a cliff.