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I'm terrified of transporters
You and a significant amount of individuals in Starfleet apparently. I can't say I blame them too much. After all the shit that's gone horribly wrong? They have a point.
His head is on… backwards!
Why didn't anybody tell me my ass was this big?
We ain't found shit!
Tuvok: "We have been unsuccessful in locating fecal matter."
Oh shit, I forgot he's in that! So good.
Or that pig that turned inside out and exploded.
Or that Vulcan science officer that turned inside out.
You just know there is a software engineer in Starfleet who was repeatedly reminding their superiors that leaving the "safety protocol" feature as a user option would end in disaster.
They probably eventually got word of Picard's debrief from First Contact too, and subsequently shut up about the matter. Innocents were one thing, the borg another, apparently.
"Fucking holodecks" is redundant.
Choo Choo time.
Old McCoy in his TNG cameo was right.
~~You~~ the infinite molecular clones of you die every time.
nah
What a Barclay.
Proudly so, ha
Yup, I'm taking the stairs
From orbit to the planet? That's at least a dozen flights of stairs.