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[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 142 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well AI might destroy mankind but at least we had this.

Worth it.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 45 points 11 months ago (3 children)

At first I read it as "Weird Al might destroy mankind" and was extraordinarily confused πŸ˜‚

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

He might! Would be one of my preferred endings.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, if we're going to go extinct anyway, we might as well have some fun doing it! You just KNOW Weird Al would be able to come up with a way of murdering us all so delightfully silly that we'd all enjoy it πŸ˜‚

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And there would definitely be polka involved!

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

The accordion apocalypse!

[–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

If it goes that way I win a bet

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That’s the secret ending. We haven’t unlocked it yet

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend? You think this party is the pits?

Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits

The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose

Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see

We'll all be crispy critters after World War III

There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide

When they drop the big one, we all get fried

Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

We did dare to be stupid.