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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rulesβ€”just don't break the weather control network.

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"Occasional Federation Issues" sounds like the name of a post-wave Romulan funk band.

Note: This is not bashing the admins or anything at all, or at least not remotely intended to do so. Just making a funny about federation issues. They happen, I'm not too worried. Rather these problems than deal with the 'other site'.

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[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

startrek.website should call its mods Admirals so we can blame them whenever anything goes wrong 😁

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

....

Genius.

Hey @ValueSubtracted? Congratulations on the promotion.

[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh god. Promoted for an hour and already planning galactic domination.

Perfectly sliding into the role already!

[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you're going to have delusions, you might as well go for the really satisfying ones.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just be careful you don't get exploded in your evil chair by sustained phaser fire

[–] milkisklim@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't that a Commander and not an Admiral?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Lieutenant Commander but the joke still works lol

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] teft@startrek.website 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

What every Starfleet Admiral aspires to be:

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Why is the instance down?

THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION.