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It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt or your first condom.
I'm sorry what
You don't like old gum?
They said "It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt".
Look at this guy who doesn't buy merch...
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this would honestly make more sense if it was just a labelled empty jar, but when they put actual sauce in it stops being a novelty item and starts being food, and 13 bucks for a jar of sauce is hilarious
So then you are really just paying for the label?
Of course, just like most branded goods.
Now I wonder where my forst condom ended up. Certainly I didn't use it.