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[–] png@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 year ago (7 children)

In fairness, when is the last time youve taken a shit in a post apocalyptic videogame? Although I still think its cool if things like this are considered.

[–] Stanwich@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Fuck. They need to do this. Bladder meter . When it gets full you start losing health. But you have to let your guard down to shit or piss and it takes at least 30s.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine scavenging for toilet paper

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Rags and water, my friend.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the time it takes to empty the bladder is consistent across all mammals. It takes, on average, 20-25 seconds. Species with larger bladders have a higher urine throughput to compensate for volume.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that would get so old lol. i would just be bored having to wait to take a shit when i already take enough during the day

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Survivor games were dubbed “babysitting bars simulators” at one point when hunger, thirst, sleep and all other sorts of survivor meters were being added to all games because reasons. Unless they have some interesting ludo narrative dynamic they get annoying almost immediately. There's a reason they don't show up in recent games as often anymore.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

The hunger bar in ark sucks. Its a multi point issue I think. The time cycle is made super quick so that does mean you have to drink and eat more but also it takes 10 steaks to fill that bar and you have to do it at least 3 times a day. It's ridiculous.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

i really liked survival in fallout 4, mostly because its actually super hard at the start, any fire fight could mean death, you gotta play like you are really there for real

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sort of reminds me of when they added laying water pipes and adding pumping stations and water towers to SimCity 2000. It was just an added grind which made it less fun.

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The most vital part of city infrastructure in a city building sim is boring to you? 🤔 Why play the game then? Or do you think it's all skyscrapers and disasters?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the original SimCity, it wasn't part of the game and it was more fun. I understand some people want it to be more realistic, but I don't really care about realism in games, which is sort of the whole point of this thread.

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Then SimCity is not the game for you. 🤷

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It was before SimCity 2000.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

I recommend searching up the game "Urge", best survival game to date.

[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Death stranding does this I believe....

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Keep in mind that pretty much ever post apocalyps character would have horrible diarrhea.

Just imagine every sneaking mission in Last of Us, Joel trying his best not to unleash a dirty bomb. Or the courier confronting Lanius atop Hoover Dam, chocolate water running down both their legs.

That would be fucking hysterical and if you defeat a boss by shitting all over them, infinitely more so.

[–] philpo@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In SCUM you definitely have to crap and pee regularly and absolutely can get diarrhoea.

I died more than once from untimely diarrhoea.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It goes back a long way.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If things like this would be considered, the outcry would be huge because female characters have this disadvantage...

[–] spezz@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

Death Stranding

That actually would be a pretty cool feature to have in a game. I'm surprised they don't. Also hunger and thirst.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Dude, they totally need to make a mod for that in fonv