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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 49 points 7 months ago

just think of everything in terms of seconds from 1970 and itll all fall out

[-] bassomitron@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago
[-] bjorney@lemmy.ca 16 points 7 months ago
[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Until 292000002023ish

[-] bassomitron@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I know, it was just a joke. It's not really like our brains can have an overflow error (...yet?).

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

A compromise for the time keeping purists:

Set the current time to exactly 13.77 billion years (in seconds) then add the current Unix time in seconds from January 1, 1970 to maintain continuity. Just conveniently forget about the 40 million year uncertainty, it will cloud your mind.

This way we have an absolute clock that is closer to reality than from some religiously based calendar.

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

Relativity would like a word.

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

Until someone adds a leap second

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Better idea: instead of Epoch time move it back a few months to the moon landing.

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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