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And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.
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this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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Going on this journey yourself is part of the magic. Encourage your relatives to do the same.
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If someone at the table actually knows the verse ask them if they would collect 200 foreskins if Trump asked them to.I’ve read the Bible cover to cover, which is more than can be said about 90% of Christians. Reading it is what led me away from Christianity to begin with, and I have no interest of re-reading that horrible piece of garbage ever again. Kindly make your point without requiring us to do homework.
200 foreskins. It's in the spoiler. Saul said to David, "Get me 100 foreskins if you wanna bang my daughter."
David was like shit, I gotta impress dad and god. I'll kill double the amount of living breathing people just so I can cum in a lady I'm horny for.
Nevermind that Saul was motivated by fear that David was becoming more popular by winning battles. Saul gave the task because he ~~hopped~~ hoped David would die or fail. The way this is spun in Sunday school is that David was honoring god by showing he could overcome difficult tasks. David was honoring god by killing 200 people and slicing up some peepee.
Now take a bite of turkey and stare your uncle directly in the eye, asking through a mouth full of food, "You circumcised?"
Thank you. In the end, your take on it was way more entertaining than looking up the actual verse would have been for anyone.
Jessie, we have to briss.
The verse is about David killing 200 Philistines in order to collect their foreskins to give them to King Saul as a dowry in exchange for marrying his daughter.
What people seem to forget is that David was not the Messiah, although he was favored by God for a long time, he was eventually punished for all of his bloodshed when God did not allow him to build the temple (1 Chr. 22:6-8).