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Anon goes to mcdonalds (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 79 points 10 months ago (2 children)

unironically calls people wagies

Sounds pretty beta to me

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 44 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Believes in the whole "alpha-beta" shtick.

So definitely a "beta".

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

True alphas like me know it's all bullshit.

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: in nature, alphas are parents and betas are their children. Omegas are grannies.

So if you live in mum's basement, you're definitely a beta

[–] oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

Are sigmas the weird uncle?

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Unironically ironically calls people beta

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As in wage slave or something?

[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes lol

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

WTF...

[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Its a 4chan term lol for what is really a normal person with a job. The opposite being a NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training) which is considered a positive thing there :p

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

4mies are frequently known for being complete fucking idiots.