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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon goes to mcdonalds (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 44 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Believes in the whole "alpha-beta" shtick.

So definitely a "beta".

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

True alphas like me know it's all bullshit.

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: in nature, alphas are parents and betas are their children. Omegas are grannies.

So if you live in mum's basement, you're definitely a beta

[–] oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

Are sigmas the weird uncle?

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Unironically ironically calls people beta