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DEAL ALERT: Guy at Self Checkout Not Looking (hard-drive.net)

submitted 1 year ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not even difficult enough to be considered a job. I for one love self-checkouts. Much faster, no lines to wait in, no stupid banter about how much the cashier also likes the brand of pudding I'm buying

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It depends on how much stuff I'm buying. Buying a bunch of broccoli that I need for dinner? Sure. Buying a week's worth of groceries? Hell no.