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WTF was the original comic here?
Back in my day, we just ate the peanut candy and died.
"gender-neutral candy"
Jesus Christ these people are so legitimately terrified of everything. Every single thing they make or do is riddled with their insecurities like that.
Aren't like 99% of candies gender neutral tho?
That kid just REALLY hates Mr. Goodbar's
More like Ms OkayIGuessProbablyBar
Mr Tom too.
About 20% of m&ms are female - but is there any legitimate 100% female candy?
Mounds. You know the song: 🎵 Almond Joy's got nuts, mounds don't 🎵
This is admittedly assuming a candy gender binary. I'm certainly open to candy non-binary gender options but admittedly have not as of yet heard for such consideration from any non-binary candies themselves.
No, most candy bars are phallic symbols.
Gotta have that dick vein on my Snickers 😤
Twix is gay because there’s two of them in the same wrapper
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Dude what the fuck does this have to do with my comment? And are you seriously taking the bootlicking position that these cops should have carte blanche to behave however they want? My guy, what the fuck are you doing here?
edit: typo
Man as someone with a kid who is both allergic to dairy and gluten this just makes me sad.
My kid has real dietary needs, and I try not to burden whoever is handing out free candy for n Halloween with this.
My wife and I have taught my kid to be thankful to everyone, even if they can’t eat that particular candy when we do an allergen check later that night.
I'm similar to your kid. I have celiac and also severe lactose intolerance. Fortunately, a lot of candy is free of most allergens. For example, Sour Patch kids and Laffy Taffy. (Not sure if it's vegan though.) I also had a nephew with a peanut allergy, so I try to read labels when I buy Halloween candy (though this year I decided to reverse trick or treat the houses on my block with kids and then turn the lights off, since kids don't really go out anymore like they used to.)
Sour patch kids are vegan, fun sized laffy taffy is vegan. The bigger laffy taffy isn't vegan.
Good to know, thanks! I think most of the candy I eat is vegan. In fact, it would probably be an easy switch for me to go vegan.
Back in my day, we just ate cum.
Probably trying to make fun of people with dietary restrictions or preferences.
Exactly that
The only other version I've seen has all the kids asking for fentanyl.
Not sure what the original is.
This is the original