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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

My brother in Christ, you can pick up a hammer and saw at the same facility and do it yourself in a fraction of the time and money. YouTube will show you the way.