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This is funny but I have a slight feeling that it's made up
The one that seems slightly unbelievable to me is the "body count". Unless he didn't know what it's used for now and was trying to play it off as a joke.
... What is it used for now? I have a guess, but if correct, I've never heard it used that way.
Number of people you've slept with.
Body count is how many different people you've had sex with. Or how many you've murdered, but usually at a get-together it's the first one.
The first one was my guess, but I've sincerely never heard it used that way.
The second one is the way I've heard it used before.
Thank you for the answer.
Don't worry, the key is to just start counting on your fingers.
If you have to ask, it’s probably 0.
I only recently heard about this one. But I'm decently older than 23.
I could buy this being a true story. Modern social media contravorcy is getting so ridiculous even I who passively takes part ends up out of the loop on occasion. Just imagine what is happening to someone who doesn't take part in Twitter or tick tock at all.
Shouldn't that be most of us? I don't use those garbage websites or their apps.
There are no posts from this user on that subreddit so there's that.
https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/search?q=Author%3Abengalroute47&restrict_sr=on
Good find. Searching "my coworker is so unaware" on Google shows a deleted thread on r/casualconversation so who knows.
Good. You should doubt.