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[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 64 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

My friend moved early this year to a new apartment and we gave him a very easy to care plant and some decor

When we visited him again about a month later he told us he didn't put the decor because it's gay (as in gay to decor, not the specific stuff we gave him) and the plant was dead because he put it in a closet because he brought in a woman and she could think he was gay so he hid it ๐Ÿ‘

Edit: fixed lots of mistakes lol, don't write a comment before drinking coffee

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 21 points 6 months ago

the plant was death because he put it in a closet because he bought in a woman and she could think he was gay so he hid it ๐Ÿ‘

Well, what if she mistakenly saw him as a dependable person who could provide care for the most basic of life forms?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 months ago

That's fucking gay.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

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