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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 96 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not just any swimming, but some amateur or extracurricular school event!

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 10 months ago (2 children)

TERFs when I win a game of Battleship:

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

😂🤣😂

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 7 points 10 months ago

Everyone knows transitioning makes you clairvoyant, you damn cheat!

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world -5 points 10 months ago

The ones that earn you grants and scholarships? The ones that can get you admission to good schools? Those ones that can help break a cycle of poverty that existed in your family for generations? Those meaningless old things!