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Late-Rising Hotel Guest Comes To Terms With Remnants Of Free Breakfast (www.theonion.com)

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[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

At least you get remnants. Try getting stuck behind the guy holding up the whole buffet, trying to make waffles for three hyperactive kids, while the rest of the guests drink coffee and shoot daggers of hate out of their eyes at him.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're mad at a dad for feeding his kids?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

But it's inconvenient to me!

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I don't see why everyone couldn't just go around to the rest of the buffet

[–] CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can’t think of a single reason why the guy making waffles is doing something wrong.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

How dare he feed his children!